Question and answer

Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Balayya SMS Jokes

Names of Junior NTR and Balakrishna are now being used as a butt of a joke and have replaced the name of Sardarji in the recent set of mobile sms. Till date, many jokes, which were circulated in the mobiles, had Sardarji as the funny person in lead. Now the “babai n abbai pair” is being targeted. Here are the top 6 jokes on Junior NTR and Nandamuri Balakrishna.

Jr. NTR: Babai my mobile balance is exhausted, plz recharge my mobile.

Balaya Babu: no probs, abbai, switch on ur Bluetooth and I will fwd my balance.

Jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai

Balaya: UU coffee Ra

jr. NTR: Uncle what is the name of ur newly constructed college

Balaya: it is ‘Balayya Medical College of Engineering’

Jr NTR: Uncle did u say I LUV U to anyone.

Balaya: I said it on the sets to many, but they responded as ‘I 2 luv u’ and I was thinking, who the 2 are.

Jr NTR: wat babai, did u purchase a new chair?

Balaya: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function, they said to “ Take Ur seat’ and so I brought it home in my land rover

Junior NTR: babai, y did u not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start.

Balaya: my number on T shirt was four and so I was still waiting for my turn.

Baalayya Jokes

Joke-1 
SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav? 
STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta 
SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,?? 


Joke-2 
Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara 
Zunior N: enduku babai? 
Balayya: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam 
Zunior N: nuvu keka babai 


Joke-3 
Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it? 
Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam? 
Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous "Plastic Surgeon" 


Joke-4 
Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu 
Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa 
Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!! 
 
Joke-5 
Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi? 
Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellin'te take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa. 


Joke-6 
balayya goes to the programme "koun banega karod pathi". the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind)Jr N: Babai super!!!


Joke-7 
American: First we land on moon 
Russian: First we land on jupitor 
Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun 
America: How is it possible itso hot 
Balayya: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura 


Joke-8 
Balayya's 60th B'day 
NTR - Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai? 
Balayya - 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..! 
NTR - Nuvvu keka babai 


Joke-9 
Movie Dialogues 
Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe, dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy 
Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Balayya theliyaka pothey?