Baalayya Jokes

Joke-1 
SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav? 
STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta 
SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,?? 


Joke-2 
Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara 
Zunior N: enduku babai? 
Balayya: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam 
Zunior N: nuvu keka babai 


Joke-3 
Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it? 
Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam? 
Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous "Plastic Surgeon" 


Joke-4 
Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu 
Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa 
Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!! 
 
Joke-5 
Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi? 
Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellin'te take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa. 


Joke-6 
balayya goes to the programme "koun banega karod pathi". the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind)Jr N: Babai super!!!


Joke-7 
American: First we land on moon 
Russian: First we land on jupitor 
Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun 
America: How is it possible itso hot 
Balayya: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura 


Joke-8 
Balayya's 60th B'day 
NTR - Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai? 
Balayya - 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..! 
NTR - Nuvvu keka babai 


Joke-9 
Movie Dialogues 
Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe, dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy 
Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Balayya theliyaka pothey?